Bill Childs
04-25-2004, 12:58 PM
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around the room with a fly swatter in his hand.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"Hunting flies", he replied.
"Oh... killing any?" she asked.
"Yep, 3 males and 2 females", he said.
Intrigued, she asked "How can you tell?!"
"Well, 3 were on a beer can and 2 were on the phone."
(and you probably thought this was gonna' get risque!)
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"Hunting flies", he replied.
"Oh... killing any?" she asked.
"Yep, 3 males and 2 females", he said.
Intrigued, she asked "How can you tell?!"
"Well, 3 were on a beer can and 2 were on the phone."
(and you probably thought this was gonna' get risque!)