New Health Findings

[Linda]

For those of you who watch what you eat... Here's
the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief
to know the truth after all those conflicting medical
studies

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer
heart attacks than the Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer
heart attacks than the Americans.

3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer
fewer heart attacks than the Americans

4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine
and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of
sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than
the Americans.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking
English is apparently what kills you.