Bill Childs
02-04-2004, 10:56 PM
A couple were dressed and ready to go out for the evening.
They phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi.
They turned on a night light, turned on the answering machine, covered their pet parakeet and put the cat into the backyard.
The Taxi arrived and the couple opened the front door to leave the house.
The cat they had just put into the backyard, scooted back into the house. They don't want to leave the cat in the house because "she" always tries to eat the bird, so the wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes back inside to get the cat.
The cat runs upstairs, the man in hot pursuit.
The wife doesn't want the taxi driver to know the house will be empty so she explains to the driver that her husband will be right out, "He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother."
A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab, saying "Sorry I took so long", and as they drive away, he says to his wife, "Stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. Had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out ! Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me, but it worked. I hauled her ass downstairs and threw her out into the backyard !"
.....and the cabbie hit a parked car...........
They phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi.
They turned on a night light, turned on the answering machine, covered their pet parakeet and put the cat into the backyard.
The Taxi arrived and the couple opened the front door to leave the house.
The cat they had just put into the backyard, scooted back into the house. They don't want to leave the cat in the house because "she" always tries to eat the bird, so the wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes back inside to get the cat.
The cat runs upstairs, the man in hot pursuit.
The wife doesn't want the taxi driver to know the house will be empty so she explains to the driver that her husband will be right out, "He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother."
A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab, saying "Sorry I took so long", and as they drive away, he says to his wife, "Stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. Had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out ! Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me, but it worked. I hauled her ass downstairs and threw her out into the backyard !"
.....and the cabbie hit a parked car...........