Gecko
08-05-2006, 11:21 PM
A disgruntled man and his wife are walking down the beach. The man looks down and see's an old oil lamp, So he picks it up and when he wipes the sand from it's surface, POOF! A Genie magically appears!
As the man and his wife stand staring in disbelief, The Genie says in a very powerful voice: "I thank you for releaseing me, For this deed I shall grant you three wishes, But beware as for what you ask, Your spouse will receive ten-fold!
So what shall I grant you for your first wish?
The man thinks and then tells the Genie: I want to be the richest man in the world! POOF! There was money all over the place! Then he looked over and seen that his wife had ten times the money that he had!
What shall I grant you for your second wish, Asked the Genie?
The man quickly said I would like to be the best looking man in the world?
POOF! He looked at himself and was amazed as he had the looks that no other man could compete with. Then he looked at his wife who was as beautiful as any goddess.
What shall I grant you for your third wish, Asked the Genie?
The man looked at his wife, scratched his chin and replied:
I would like to have a mild Heartattack!
Joe "The Gecko"
As the man and his wife stand staring in disbelief, The Genie says in a very powerful voice: "I thank you for releaseing me, For this deed I shall grant you three wishes, But beware as for what you ask, Your spouse will receive ten-fold!
So what shall I grant you for your first wish?
The man thinks and then tells the Genie: I want to be the richest man in the world! POOF! There was money all over the place! Then he looked over and seen that his wife had ten times the money that he had!
What shall I grant you for your second wish, Asked the Genie?
The man quickly said I would like to be the best looking man in the world?
POOF! He looked at himself and was amazed as he had the looks that no other man could compete with. Then he looked at his wife who was as beautiful as any goddess.
What shall I grant you for your third wish, Asked the Genie?
The man looked at his wife, scratched his chin and replied:
I would like to have a mild Heartattack!
Joe "The Gecko"