I got one for you about Texans

[mrspatino]

You hot weather folks will like this one

I know all Texans will appreciate this one...

Gabriel came to the Lord and said, "I have to talk to you. We have some Texans
up here who are causing problems. They're swinging on the pearly gates, my horn
is missing, barbecue sauce is all over their robes, their dogs are riding in
the chariots, and they're wearing baseball caps and cowboy hats instead of
their halos. They refuse to keep the stairway to heaven clean. There are
watermelon seeds and pig feet bones all over the place. Some of them are
walking around with just one wing."
The Lord said, "Texans are Texans, Gabriel. Heaven is Home to all my children.
If you want to know about real problems, call the Devil."
The Devil answered the phone, "Hello? Hold on a minute."
The Devil returned to the phone, "O.K., I'm back. What can I do for you?"
Gabriel replied, "I just want to know what kind of problems you're having down
there."
The Devil said, "Hold on again. I need to check on something."
After about 5 minutes the Devil returned to the phone and said, "I'm back. Now
what was the question?"
Gabriel said, "What kind of problems are you having down there?"
The Devil said, "Man, I don't believe this....Hold on."
This time the Devil was gone 15 minutes. The Devil returned and said, "I'm
sorry Gabriel, I can't talk right now. Those Texans have put out the fire and
are trying to install air conditioning."

[Aubrey G. Cole]

Hope you enjoy this.

An elderly Lady Decided she needed to go shopping at Wal-Mart one evening, so into her auto and off she went.
Arrived at destination and did her shopping.
Back to the parking lot and got into her auto and to her supprise ther was no steering wheel, she looked and no radio and tape player , she could not find the accelerator.
Then she gets her cell phone and calls 911 for the police.
Officer arrives and after hearing her story and checking out her auto he contacted his dispatcher.
this case is solved he stated no need to send anymore cars. this elderly lady made a mistake and got into the back seat of her auto.

[mrspatino]

Oh M<y Gootness thats funny!

[Aubrey G. Cole]

Thanks

[mrspatino]

I just noticed that all I wrote was oh M it was supposed to say Oh My Goooooodness thats funny... tooo funny

[Aubrey G. Cole]

As you have picked up , I do not speak the indian dialect, although I wish I could, but both sides of my family did not see fit to teach their children. nor any of my aunts or uncles.

[mrspatino]

Oh No dear thats not Indian Dialect thats my funny Michigan Dialect everyone talks about hehehehe. Nooooo worries mon it's all ire!.