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Bill Childs
12-21-2005, 12:16 AM
At my age, "getting lucky" usually means I found my car in the parking lot, but then, it's not that I'm not still "hot", it's just that it comes in flashes!.... and then my reality check bounces and I realized that although my mind seems to me to work like lightning, one brillant flash, and it's gone...

I've always questioned whether Annapolis was a sailing town with a drinking problem or a drinking town with a sailing problem?

I'm not just 60-something years old, I'm 49.95 plus a lot of taxes!!!!

It's now the law in most areas of the country, but there's a more immediate reason to 'buckle-up'....
it makes it harder for E.T.s to snatch you out of your car!
Hey! We got's to get serious about this now!!!!

When I hear the word "exercise", I immediately wash my mouth out with 3-topping Pizza and Lambrusco! Oh, you've never heard of that cure? Where you been?!

Look-it. Okay. I child-proofed my house like I saw on the TV News but they still get in. What d'I-do-now?!