Useful Information

[Bill Childs]

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I heard that most people die of natural causes.

Gardening Rule:
When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out easy, it's a valuable plant.

The quickest way to find something that was lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

Life is sexually transmitted.

but never take life seriously - nobody gets out alive anyway.

Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day,
teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

[lynellarainhawk]

Bill,

:D What can I say.:D I've got tears running down my face.:D Some of those hit home runs with me! Bless you. Love & Light, Lynella.

P.S. I've got to go e-mail Kerry so he's sure to read these. He'll get a kick. Thank You!

[Tom]

I just want to add, thanx again Bill.
You ever here that old saying "if a tree falls in the forest" or was it "on Forest"....
no ! ..........."if a tree falls in the forest"...... you know she'll complain about it!
thanx again ....

[lynellarainhawk]

:D Tom!:D :D :D